Hi! One day me and my two friends were on a canoe. We decided to get water in the boat... by accident (becuase we werent thinking) the boat sunk. Me and my other friend were swimming in the boat. And my other friend was yelling at me.. tell me how bad that is please rienz!

-Tipsy

I give you * out of 10 .. That was not embarrassing .... That's sad !! BYE write again :)

Dear Reinz- I am known in school as Smelly Sam! One day in school i accidently pooped my pants, and it leaked onto the floor. For the rest of the day I smelled like crap, literally. So now, whenever anyone sees me, they yell "Smelly Sam, you smell!" It was soooo embarrassing!

-Smelly Sam

Smelly Sam,

First of all my name is spelled RIenz... and that sucks to be you .. I would be very embarrassed if I was you ,so I give you ******* (7)out of ten stars... and for the smelly problem ask my dear friend Doctor Laura ... or if it was something you ate try healthy help with Shov.

Hey, wazzup. I have an embarrassing moment for you. A couple summers ago I was at the beach with my cousins and we were going with the waves and sliding onto the sand. My bathing suit started to feel a little heavy and I wondered why. I started to get out of the water and I noticed a huge clump of sand had collected inside my bathing suit (making me look like a guy if you know what i mean). I had to wrap a towel around myself and go back to their house. Then, I got sand all over their bathroom so I had to spend like 2 hrs cleaning it up. It was a bad experience, trust me. At least the bathing suit is still wearable...my mom had to cut a slit in it to get out the sand though...haha

-Sandy

Dear Sandy, Wow that is horrible !!! I give you ******(6) out of ten stars. If that ever happened to me I think I'd get over it in a couple of days .. Keep cool and clean !! Write again !

I have this problem with talking to people...especially on the phone...and I was wondering if there is anything that can be done...here's one of those embarassing situations... It was a Friday, and i was having people over that night...so i was calling people to invite them over...I got through 3 of my friends fine...and they all were able to come, then I came to this one guy...I dialed his number and it rang a few times...and someone picked up...i started talking to him...thinking it was my friend..so i was talking about the other day and finally he told me that it wasn't Xela, it was his brother!! Totally embarassed i didnt know what to say...so he asked me if i wanted to leave a message and all i said was "Yea....bye!!" I dont know what came over me...words just came out of my mouth!! I never got up the courage to call back that night so i had my friend call for me...but nothing happened to her!! its so unfair!! Is there something wrong with this? please right back ASAP!! bc i might have to call this kid again if i want to have him over...!!

-Phone-shy in Pheonix

Dear Phone-shy in Phoenix,

Don't feel bad this happens to EVERYONE at least once .. In fact I think it might have even happened to me maybe once, twice at most. I give you ****(4) stars out of ten . Xela is a nice person. I think he'll understand that you got a little nervous .. but his friend Ttam is a dork ... Stay away from him ! At least i don't threaten to call people to wake them up !! Thanx write again!

Rienz! I have the most embarassing story that me and my friend survived through yesterday night. We were spying on our neighbor who is very interesting and he had over his friend. We decided to see what they were up to to compensate for our boredom, so we pulled over a ladder and quietly placed it right below his window. Both of us climbed to the top and peered in. Unfortunately, the ladder started to wobble as we attempted to get a closer look and we toppled over into a nearby bush. The ladder crashed to the ground, making a clambering noise. The 2 boys looked out of their window and saw us just laying there. Their whole family and mine came outside to see what was going on because they thought it was a burgalar! I have been punihed for a month!

-Ladderless in Louisville

Hey Ladderless in Louisville ,

HaHAHA ur such a loser you should have written Loser in Louisville !!! jk jk , Anyway I give you *******(7) stars out of ten. That's the funniest one I heard all day !!! Keep spying and being EVIL !!! Write back soon. PS what were you hopin to see in the bed room ? A steamy make out session ?????

Rienz

HI. Here is my embarassing moment-- last weekend I was at my lake with a couple of friends. We were using the long dock that extends into the water as a runway for dives so we could run off of it. My friend Bobby started rolling down it and falling off into the water. Soon, it was the new thing, so we all lined up and rolled over down the dock. As I rolled off of the edge, a large piece of wood coming off of the platform stuck into my bathing suit bottoms and tore at them. I didn't realize it until I was dropping into the lake bottomless!! My friends who had already made it into the water were laughing hysterically (and it was then when i truly realized the trauma). I still hear about that day and how my butt "flew" into the water after me! The ripped half of the bathing suit is tacked to my wall in my room, curtisy of Bobby. At least we all got a laugh from it and luckily I had an extra bathing suit!!

-Elise

Elise,

It's really too bad you had that extra bathin suit .. If you didn't, I would have given you 8 stars but since you did ... I give you let's say *****(5) .. thats a mixture of both embarrassing and funny .. I would have laughed sooo hard !!!! Write back it sounds like you have an embarrassing moment everyday !!

Rienz

HI ! Rienz!! I am in 8th grade. One day in the middle of social studies class and I had to go to the bathroom. I figured I could hold it in until some brown substance started rolling down my leg. It was chunky and smelly. It was poop!! I pooped in my pants and the teacher made a joke.. "Boy you must be having a crappy day!" I was soo embarrassed.. but it doesnt' seem too bad now looking back.. HELP REINZ!

-Poopsy in PA

Poopsy in Pa,

WOW!! THAT SUCKS TO BE YOU! I give you ********(8) stars out of ten. You could MAYBE have gotten away with crapping your pants if you had gym clothes, but the teacher made that "crappy" day joke ... so you were BUSTED!!! That must have been horrible! Thanx write back sooooon!!!

Rienz

Hi, I have another embarrassing moment for you. One time I was with my friends at the mall, and we ran into this very crude girl who enjoys being disgusting. Anyway, this girl, I'll call her Alegna, proceeded to tell us this story about how she put a pen down her shirt and somehow it ended up down her pants....anyways, we all walked away from her because it was so gross, so i walk up to this girl thinking she's my friend Haras, and I say to her "OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING!", and guess what! IT WASN'T MY FRIEND! It was some girl with the same hair cut and coat as her. Talk about embarrassing. I had to sprint into American Eagle to hide.. It was really embarrassing. I still am reminded of this embarrassing moment by my friends to this very day. How would you rate my moment?

-Shady Lady

Hey Shady Lady,

I remember you writing in before . Thank you. I enjoy hearing people's many embarrassing moments. I have one at least twice a day . First of all I feel bad for you that the girl named Alegna told you her "encounter" with the pen ... That's just nasty and WRONG!! But it's just as bad for you to go up to a complete stranger and feel the need to hide. I give you ****(4) stars out of ten. Honestly this has happened to me more than once..Thanx Shady Lady !!! Keep writing and send those moments my way !

Rienz

one day during gym class my glasses got broken. i figured no big deal i can still see a little.well i stumbled into the womens locker room.But instead of someone saying something they just stared at me. i thought i was in the guys locker room. well when i went to change int my pants there was a hole in my pants and my willy was showing i heard laughing and then it hit me i was in the girls locker room. then the gym teacher ran in and got me out of there he thought i did it on purpose. so then i had to explain it to him too. tell me how bad that is rienz

-willy wonka

That's horrible !!!! I give you ********(8) stars out of ten ... that's all I have to say.

one day....ummm....i triped on my shoelase and fell down the stairs....how bad is that....i even fell into someones poop at the end of the stairs

-falling freek :(

Wow! That's pretty bad!! I hope no one was around... I give you ****(4) stars out of ten ... if people were around I would give you ******(6) That's more gross than funny...thanx write again.