Katie's Predictions for the Week of July 7-July 14

ARIES (March 21-April 19) ~ Well what can I say...this week was financially draining for you. Try visiting good old Bob Barker on The Price Is Right.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) ~ I see big things in your near future...your ass in the mirror.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) ~ You will be forced to make an important decision this week...would you like fries with that?

CANCER (June 21-July 22) ~ Sorry dude but thats perminate.

LEO (July 23-August 22) ~ Ya know, cosmetic surgery isn't as expencive as you think...

VIRGO (August 23-September 22) ~ The 80's are over- spandex isn't cool any more!

LIBRA (September 23-October 22) ~ There you sit same as ever. Took a dump, pulled the lever. The toilet clogged, the water flowed. Look out world--it's the mother load

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21) ~ Take time to smell the flowers..unless you're allergic.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21) ~ Toothpaste!

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19) ~ I have the answer to your question-no. There is no dog in a hot dog.

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18) ~ Your relationship with the cow is very weird. End it soon but let Bessy down easy.

PISCES (February 19-March 20) ~ Here's a little tip for you from the stars--get a better pick-up line than "Do you wash your clothes in windex cuz i can see myself in your pants...".